Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Vibrating Beds


I want one. When I'm in a car or on a bus, the bumping of the road makes me fall asleep in like 2 seconds. So if I could just get myself a vibrating bed, I could fall asleep right when I want to, instead of laying there waiting for sleep to come. I tried looking up vibrating beds because I know they existed at some point, at least in cheap motels in the sixties, but I couldn't really figure out what they were supposed to be for. Whenever I've seen them in movies they were being associated with sex ...or just scuminess. But surely they weren't actually made for that reason. ...right? So they must have been made as a sleep aid. Like enough other people had the same need to be jostled around that they actually rigged up some beds? Well where are they now?! Let's bring 'em back baby!